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Creepiest Person on the Internet

May 21st, 2009 | Author: Van Damage

It has been confirmed by multiple internet sources that this person is the creepiest person on the internet. He is not joking and there are almost 3000 subscribers on the Youtube Account where the videos are uploaded.

Apparently he goes by the name “Christian Weston Chandler” or “Chris-Chan”

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Posted in All, Attention Whore, Diss, Douche, Epic Fail, Internet, Videos | Tags: Chris-Chan, Christian Weston Chandler, creepiest person on the internet, wtf

ittekimasu

[..Comment..] how the fuck does drinking it recycle it..
ittekimasu

[..YouTube..] how the fuck does drinking it recycle it..
knightkobra

[..YouTube..] No he drinks Sperm fanta cock tails on the rocks :D....No but seriously he's pretty fucked up.
knightkobra

[..Comment..] No he drinks Sperm fanta cock tails on the rocks :D....No but seriously he's pretty fucked up.
drummerkid1993

[..Comment..] He semen dies in your stomach, it can't handle the heat and acidity. This is basic stuff.
drummerkid1993

[..YouTube..] He semen dies in your stomach, it can't handle the heat and acidity. This is basic stuff.
IGoByJAC

[..Comment..] OMG u eat babies!
IGoByJAC

[..YouTube..] OMG u eat babies!
darkspear65

[..YouTube..] They die in you stomach, dumbass.They don't go back to your balls.
darkspear65

[..Comment..] They die in you stomach, dumbass.They don't go back to your balls.
AMIIZix

[..Comment..] yea ofc, dont you? its the only way to avoid dead babys!
AMIIZix

[..YouTube..] yea ofc, dont you? its the only way to avoid dead babys!
13kid13kewl

[..Comment..] he drinks his sperm????????????
13kid13kewl

[..YouTube..] he drinks his sperm????????????
Nosnibor

[..Comment..] WTFFFFF?
Nosnibor

[..YouTube..] WTFFFFF?
FuckMeIAmFamousx

[..YouTube..] When you're talking about women liking kinky things you start carressing your games controller...
FuckMeIAmFamousx

[..Comment..] When you're talking about women liking kinky things you start carressing your games controller...
HiddenMaskedMan

[..Comment..] *Puts cereal down*
HiddenMaskedMan

[..YouTube..] *Puts cereal down*
1451tyler

[..YouTube..] JUUUULAAAAAAAAAY
1451tyler

[..Comment..] JUUUULAAAAAAAAAY
1451tyler

[..YouTube..] besides, FANTA is spermicide to begin with.
1451tyler

[..Comment..] besides, FANTA is spermicide to begin with.
memehaver

[..YouTube..] Chris, your fanbase does not approve of this kind of mockery. Would you please cease this mockery and behave properly? We do not appreciate your lies and suspicious behavior, including leaving this video up. I think we all know what it means and we all know what you are involved in.
memehaver

[..Comment..] Chris, your fanbase does not approve of this kind of mockery. Would you please cease this mockery and behave properly? We do not appreciate your lies and suspicious behavior, including leaving this video up. I think we all know what it means and we all know what you are involved in.
cbyram93

[..Comment..] SLANDEROUS ED TROLLS D:
cbyram93

[..YouTube..] SLANDEROUS ED TROLLS D:
UberWolf9

[..Comment..] Dude i need the CWC diaper link. Fap Fap Fap Fap.
UberWolf9

[..YouTube..] Dude i need the CWC diaper link. Fap Fap Fap Fap.
kageromaru

[..Comment..] As you can all see, wanking is for people like this. ;D
kageromaru

[..YouTube..] As you can all see, wanking is for people like this. ;D
Fullmetal1111

[..YouTube..] Ok 1. Seriously, you can't recycle semen. It would die in your stomach. 2. Why would you be ashamed in the first place of masturbating when 95% of the world's population does the same thing? 3. If you have healthy testicles, semen count should be the least of your worries. 4. If private matters are private matters, then why are you talking about private parts of your life? And for everyone who isn't aware, this guy has autism.
Fullmetal1111

[..Comment..] Ok 1. Seriously, you can't recycle semen. It would die in your stomach. 2. Why would you be ashamed in the first place of masturbating when 95% of the world's population does the same thing? 3. If you have healthy testicles, semen count should be the least of your worries. 4. If private matters are private matters, then why are you talking about private parts of your life? And for everyone who isn't aware, this guy has autism.
Gillette100

[..Comment..] /bow
Gillette100

[..YouTube..] /bow
the343totalitarian

[..YouTube..] "I sometimes accidently uh... poo my pants" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what? do you recycle them too?
the343totalitarian

[..Comment..] "I sometimes accidently uh... poo my pants" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what? do you recycle them too?
sbtech01

[..YouTube..] if you dont think this guy is serious you don't know bout chris chan
sbtech01

[..Comment..] if you dont think this guy is serious you don't know bout chris chan
spifffeh

[..Comment..] if you take it seriously you have mental disorders
spifffeh

[..YouTube..] if you take it seriously you have mental disorders
Lost4ubabe

[..YouTube..] "Recycling" your own semen?!Besides being FUCKING DISGUSTING,you're not even recycling them, you're digesting them like you would food, you cluesless, idiotic, nasty TWAT
Lost4ubabe

[..Comment..] "Recycling" your own semen?!Besides being FUCKING DISGUSTING,you're not even recycling them, you're digesting them like you would food, you cluesless, idiotic, nasty TWAT
Lost4ubabe

[..YouTube..] "Recycling" your own semen?!Besides being FUCKING DISGUSTING,you're not even recycling them, you're digesting them like you would food, you cluesless, idiotic, nasty TWAT
bennybee38

[..Comment..] you are the most fucked up stupid lookin ugly motherfuckin cum drinkin cock suckin retard piece of shit
bennybee38

[..YouTube..] you are the most fucked up stupid lookin ugly motherfuckin cum drinkin cock suckin retard piece of shit
bennybee38

[..YouTube..] you are the most fucked up stupid lookin ugly motherfuckin cum drinkin cock suckin retard piece of shit
bennybee38

[..YouTube..] you are the most fucked up stupid lookin ugly motherfuckin cum drinkin cock suckin retard piece of shit
ShortBeast

[..YouTube..] SEMEN
ShortBeast

[..Comment..] SEMEN
xxanimalluverxx

[..YouTube..] Creepy. Thats all i'm saying.
xxanimalluverxx

[..Comment..] Creepy. Thats all i'm saying.
apath3ticnihilist

[..YouTube..] Okay, wait what? You drink your semen? ......What the fuck is wrong with you?
BRANDONDENVER

[..YouTube..] I HOPE YOU DIE
NibblesYT

[..YouTube..] they say it tastes like that you eat LOL
noahmcdx

[..YouTube..] Now he's just going to piss his cum too.
Poppoebest

[..YouTube..] hes just fucking wierd, i really hope he'll never get any children, beacuse i would have killed myself if my dad would drink his cum and played with the same toys i did.
JoeNostalgiaReturns

[..YouTube..] doesn't work that way.you're eating your babies.you're not saving them.you know who else eats babies? the pale guy from Pan's Labyrinth.do you want to be like him, Chris?
indigothecat

[..YouTube..] If you want good tasting semen though, eat a lot of fruit! The fructose and sugars in fruit will lightly sweeten it.
indigothecat

[..YouTube..] Um... Chris? Eating your semen doesn't do anything to preserve the semen. Once it's out of your body, you can't put it back into your reproductive system.However, if you are fertile, you will create sperm and semen your whole life, gradually decreasing as you get older.
Cybrax3

[..YouTube..] he shoves it into his mom.Theres more of this guy.
imtripping23

[..YouTube..] Drinking your semen wont recycle it wtf??........or will it 0.o
Rookiewill

[..YouTube..] basic biology he does not know.....*shudder*
1boo2rawr3bam

[..YouTube..] WHAT THE FUCK!!!???
sk8teraj77

[..YouTube..] the fucking guy is suck a flameing sac i dont even know what to say. i mean he is lieing he definitley has a vagina not a penis. and he tastes his semen wat a tool
adendaman

[..YouTube..] What... the... fuck?
iusetehsword

[..YouTube..] "I should be treated like an equal among the human `population."No, you don't. You REALLY don't
glennirish

[..YouTube..] he says he drinks his own seamen to keep up his seamen count,,i think he must be under the illusion that the sperm goes back into his plums,,so to speak...he also says that he is of sound mind,,well i beg to differ !!!
glennirish

[..YouTube..] Listen carefully,,he says he drinks it,,,,this guyis a we bit MAD!!!!
slipknothim13

[..YouTube..] how in the fuck do you RECYCLE semen?!?!
Fullmetal1111

[..YouTube..] According to his MySpace, he graduated high school on the Honor Roll. So, rather, this is the case of autism that should have never been.
AHPMB

[..YouTube..] Just another CWC video and then...BAM: "Yes I recycle my own semen."
Yermomismyepicride

[..YouTube..] And that kids is how you'll turn out if you do not stay in school. Also this years poster child for birth control goes tooooo. You guessed it..
Jackel8248

[..YouTube..] It won't get the chance.
Fullmetal1111

[..YouTube..] Okay, 3 things. 1. You can't recycle semen. It will just die in your stomach. 2. If you have healthy testicles, sperm count isn't something to be worried about. 3. Why wold you be ashamed that you masturbate in the first place? 95% of the world's population masturbates. And 4. if private matters are private matters, why are you talking about such private things?
sneakysnack

[..YouTube..] oh my fucking god. this is the single most self-degrading video i've ever seen in my life.
frostydddd

[..YouTube..] waitttt did u just say that u recycle ur own semen ???? WTF dude....seriously
Tamaslammer

[..YouTube..] wow...then I guess it should be neutered so it doesn't breed.
aSmokerplayingPoker

[..YouTube..] im afraid he isnt, tamaslammer
Tamaslammer

[..YouTube..] I think this guy is acting....
myrkeyjones

[..YouTube..] Dear god, what a freak!
chinocash

[..YouTube..] With 5 , 6 , or 7 billion people in the world, I suppose the odds of someone like this coming along are somewhat possible...
RockstarRacc00n

[..YouTube..] ...should I laugh or cry?
vount

[..YouTube..] The precious bodily fluids! "Women...they sense my power and seek the life essence...I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence."
scarehunter

[..YouTube..] WHERES YOUR GODLY MEDALLION!
Dopey1904

[..YouTube..] They die in your stomach?U fkn retard..
chubith3

[..YouTube..] is he dieds?
BELACSAMOHT

[..YouTube..] CWC is in to Scat,Sadomasochism,Lolicon,Yiffing,hentai ,and; Karaoke? XD
BELACSAMOHT

[..YouTube..] You know that semen gets digested and kills the organisms(LIttle dimwitted sadomasochistic tard babies) that live in your semen,right? I guess you are into sadomasochism; it is so obvious!
TiffanyDoll

[..YouTube..] Don't forget the autism!
marketplace789

[..YouTube..] whats wrong with shiting your pants now and then?
Zeplinsofcake

[..YouTube..] I wear Briefs, I wear regular Briefs
RythmicOne1976

[..YouTube..] wow. this guy should be locked up.
harlzIsZombehfied

[..YouTube..] LOL FROM 4:10 SKETTISH FETISH
pinballwizardben

[..YouTube..] It would be good, preserve the lulz for future generations!
ALUCARDuae

[..YouTube..] 1000000000000000000%suuuuuuuper neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerdlol
UndeadAngel993

[..YouTube..] You guys keep pointing out he's a virgin as if it's a bad thing. Considering the circumstances, consider it a blessing. You should be THANKING him for "recycling" his sperm instead of actually putting it to use.Because....just picture this with me for a moment.....picture a bunch of little baby Chris-Chans running around. Just mull that over for a bit......
Gggmanlives

[..YouTube..] You're not an adult. Stop using that word.
pinballwizardben

[..YouTube..] So, he is a near 30 year old virgin who drinks his own semen, spanks himself, draws pictures of hedgehogs having sex, shits his pants, lives with his parents, is homophobic, is racist, owns a dildo and anal beads. XD
LulzIshall

[..YouTube..] If Chris saw that list, he'd declare that there were too many words and ignore it.
revblackflag

[..YouTube..] not only do you eat jizz, you shit your fucking pants too. You got nothing!
Hotstarthefaggot

[..YouTube..] Better his stomach than in the sperm bank. Chris impregnegating a woman is like a crime againts humanity.
wilmerbagol

[..YouTube..] fat virgin idiot
roccoboy2004

[..YouTube..] you are one fucking sick bastard. im only 14 but that is some messed up shit. if you want to be respect, do not fucking drink ur own semen....my god...and just for the record, i have never shit my pants, since i was a baby. and u probably get stesses and shit urself, because i would probably yell at u aswell. not only that its fucked up enough that u drink it. but to publicaly talk about it to the public. go fuck urself
ZS68

[..YouTube..] ....... holy fck. your not recycling unborn children. your eating ur unborn children u douche
spleen605

[..YouTube..] u may not want to lose unborn children BUT WE DO WANT YOU TO dont make anymore little yous lmao
aseptic404

[..YouTube..] please DO NOT show us how you do it.
Guranto

[..YouTube..] Oh my fucking god. You do not post SHIT like this on YOUTUBE. WHAT THE HELL MAN! We don't need to hear about you eating your sperm and doing this shit. DO NOT NEED IT. Reported you for posting this.
RobochaoXX

[..YouTube..] Disgusting.
Abducted

[..YouTube..] Some people were born to be famous
DEMONPLAYER101

[..YouTube..] they die in your stomach u dumbass
dennytothez

[..YouTube..] protect your kids from this freak!cru-si-fycru-si-fycome on lets form an angry mob!cru-si-fycru-si-fy
The1stFishBone

[..YouTube..] I think I this guy needs a hug.
bakke84

[..YouTube..] I love your 1 inch penis dude, you rock!
TheOnlySDF

[..YouTube..] .......is this guy actually serious? Wow. I honestly don't know what to say............hmmm, awkward...
DonLoki

[..YouTube..] oh..my...god.. I think I just reached the end of the internet. goodbye.
joeynotalent

[..YouTube..] ..... LULZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
DarqueBeauty

[..YouTube..] Well at least he recycles his semen...we don't wanna run the risk of letting his genetic aberration into the popular gene pool. A high functioning autistic, I suspect. A high functioning MASOCHIST and infantile autistic no less. It's Springer worthy.
Zakethehero

[..YouTube..] Julie!
NYGIANTPRIDE

[..YouTube..] Holy shit are you serious!?WOW you're dumb.
nosliw8118

[..YouTube..] retard
guygetshitbyplane

[..YouTube..] wow, if only he knew how the digestive system actually worked
Exarian

[..YouTube..] Good lord... this is... just sad... He really should consider sitting down and looking at a list where he can improve his life... just really look at it.
burnthepanties

[..YouTube..] Recycle semen? Give me a fucking break. Hahahahahaah.
shebaandthealbino

[..YouTube..] For every unborn children you lose, he is going to save three.
blahblahblah11932

[..YouTube..] :O . . . What. The. Hell?ahahahaha this Guy is freaking WEIRD!Sorry man, but you're so weird.
njnetsrok

[..YouTube..] at least he recycles...LOL
DKCveteran94

[..YouTube..] Chris. You are the dumbest fuckhead I have ever seen in my entire life. The shit you do which is never caused by your autism goes to show why no girl will ever be your girlfriend. Get it through your fucking head you stupid fat piece of shit.
cj9795

[..YouTube..] He scary.
Deadman7Inc

[..YouTube..] I cant tell if this guy is for real or if hes just messing with us.Well if he is, hes a damn good actor.
Vilga098

[..YouTube..] lol if u get pissed about people making fun of u maybe u shouldnt drink ur cum dude
Vilga098

[..YouTube..] omg dude this cant be real spanking urself? wow its people like this that make spongebob look like rambo.
7thSigma

[..YouTube..] its almost like he's trying to talk down to us, but by his very nature he can't
raqsattaq

[..YouTube..] A man is able to produce children all his life, and it is estimated that the average human ejaculate contains about 180 million sperm, so unless you are planning to have hundreds of millions of children...I doubt that is is really necessary to worry about it. ^_^;;
AmbiguousFilms

[..YouTube..] Legendary, I Am Forever In Your Grace
Ben3156

[..YouTube..] I know.
Gooseheaded

[..YouTube..] So freakin disgusting.
danielcugliari

[..YouTube..] 40 year old virgin ftw
simplyXcmcluv

[..YouTube..] you said it all.
haylele

[..YouTube..] This is so sad :( hope someone gives him help or puts him in a home
sethisawsom

[..YouTube..] lmao, I lost so hard at "unborn children"
DrunkMiffy

[..YouTube..] You don't want to lose unborn children?! What bloody woman would let you have their children!?
damonstr

[..YouTube..] O.O
Ben3156

[..YouTube..] 4:13Yeah,everyone's crapped themselves but not at your age Chris.
Ben3156

[..YouTube..] Too soon lol XD
Vioven

[..YouTube..] Stomach acid can easily destroy the enamel of ones teeth and you think it wouldn't destroy sperm? Not to mention the fact the sperm doesn't have much if any nutritional value as food and it certainly doesn't replace itself automatically in the testes when consumed.Why the fuck am I using logic here? ----Drink your sperm Chris! Flavor it with Fanta, put in in soup, use it as ice cream topping!
mattandkennyproject

[..YouTube..] you are the reason abortions are legal.
uberwolf69

[..YouTube..] I almost cried at 3 seconds when i realised what this was. I didnt lose, but like Lomlo, i came so fucking close...
Oblivionthoraxia

[..YouTube..] lol 2:30. david carradine anyone?
lomlo

[..YouTube..] I didnt lose. But sweet jesus i came close. So. Fucking. Close.
Psychchick1

[..YouTube..] PROTIP: If you want respect, quit putting videos on YouTube of yourself admitting that you drink your own jizz and crap your pants.
LyzzDee

[..YouTube..] Goodnight, sweet prince.
yahoochatter

[..YouTube..] did he died?
Coley6676

[..YouTube..] Uhm... your stomach would kill the sperm... unless you just like eating the shit.
AN0NYM0USOO3

[..YouTube..] So do you think the semen goes from your mouth to your balls? If that's the case, you would be well endowed rather than fat. You fail...
burtonallen4ever

[..YouTube..] whattt ??? your a sick fat bastard you fucking idiot lmao
DefendTheCheese

[..YouTube..] Lost hard...
Maxxbrazuca75

[..YouTube..] After watching this I feel so dirty. But the dirt won't come off...
maureenOWW

[..YouTube..] Possibly the funniest vid I have ever seen.PLEASE GOD don't let this be a real person.
IceMackats

[..YouTube..] Holy fuck.I lost.
tylermacias

[..YouTube..] I lost
KrappleGuy

[..YouTube..] fuck you chris fuck you chris fuck you fuck you chris fuck you chris fuck you chris ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu
jewdchild

[..YouTube..] Oh My God. You Are Fucked Up.
KlayMan2007alt

[..YouTube..] This. YouTube, stop making videos like "LOL LADY GAGA MAKEUP TUTORIAL" and "FRED EATS SHIT FOR BREAKFAST" so fucking popular and make Chris-Chan popular!
mariachitm

[..YouTube..] Oh, god, I just vomited.
Marscow

[..YouTube..] Why is stuff like THIS never featured? It's always some unfunny woman reviewing a politician's platform or a pair of nail clippers.This guy deserves more recognition for his epic-ness!
steelreign1

[..YouTube..] I might need some adult diapers after watching this...too F'n funny or crazy!!!! LMFAO
molewizard

[..YouTube..] He cums into a cup and drinks it.
politik

[..YouTube..] I can imagine this guy in a job interview...Q: So, how do you cope with pressure?A: Erm... I poop myself. Everyone does it, right?
rrose862005

[..YouTube..] WTF is wrong with this douche???? You do realize that whatever you swallow is going to get digested out right? Your "unborn kids" are now exiting your body in the form of a turd........Your father should have pulled out....
rehctelfnaes

[..YouTube..] Give him a break, he's (self-diagnosed) high-functioning autistic. As everyone knows, when you're autistic, you can eat whatever quantity of your own semen you want.Plus, you can write your own shitty comics about a cartoon character you made up through some sort of inter-species breeding exercise. It says so in the Autism Handbook for Boys.P.S. In the Autism Handbook for Girls, it says you will die alone. Go figure, eh?
AmnGoogly87

[..YouTube..] 'da fuck ...
lewisxr

[..YouTube..] This is a joke or....?
Breathfire2001

[..YouTube..] LOL I LOVE THIS GUY
PremierJosephStalin

[..YouTube..] he's 27
iamjackscolin

[..YouTube..] I respectfully disagree with you, and I find "adults pooing their pants" to be unbearably funny
iamjackscolin

[..YouTube..] well this dude gets my sub
emielpieter

[..YouTube..] haha are you for real?your body makes new semen you cant recycle or run out.. dumbassheres a spoiler: you will die alone..
nnymoose

[..YouTube..] does this guy understand how semen works?
AussieAn0n

[..YouTube..] omg!
NinaRules

[..YouTube..] That's fucking nasty. YUCK!
ThriceDog

[..YouTube..] newfag
cdbutler1204

[..YouTube..] This guy should SERIOUSLY be a part of Howard Stern's Whack-Pack!!!!
dittydum123

[..YouTube..] UR BOUT 40 SOMETIN YEARS OLD, AND U DO WAT? dont u hav a girl, or a woman in ur case?
lionessjenna

[..YouTube..] Did he just say he drank his own seman to maintain his sperm count?I wonder if he was told to do that by a troll or if it was an idea he came up with himself- no pun intended.
drinfernogh

[..YouTube..] Dude, really? Do you think it just goes back into your ballsack? This cant be real.
yukineko

[..YouTube..] For the newcomers:ED PAGE = Encyclopedia Dramatica(Just google "Chris Chan" the first result should be the ED page)Tell all your friends about Chris chan =D we want him to go mainstream to achieve more lulz.
pj23nl

[..YouTube..] boy meets world, another success story.
phazar

[..YouTube..] ive heard this is what Jon Brown does on a Sunday
Akhiloth

[..YouTube..] You are the embodiment of the internet.
TheBinff

[..YouTube..] WAIT WAT?
bryanmallen

[..YouTube..] fag
ryansnonstop

[..YouTube..] "sometimes adults feel pleasure from paine"... im sorry im a bit confused is he talking to a child
ryanNECT

[..YouTube..] PERMISSION TO BREED DENIED!!!
strangleynormal

[..YouTube..] 0:53... FINALLY, someone out there who's like me!!!!This man is my superior.
SewellyTV

[..YouTube..] What. The. Fuck.???Somebody please ensure me this is not serious, please, for the good of humanity?
Zindianlb31

[..YouTube..] I'm 89% sure that this is a future pedophile or serial killer. check that 99 % sure. So messed up.
johny

Keep on truckin!
wilde4200

[..YouTube..] gata keep yourself maintained thats what i always say
psfrag26

[..YouTube..] easily
KlayMan2007alt

[..YouTube..] It was fun while it lasted. Next thing you know he's gonna show up on TV just because he's viral.Oh shit, what am I saying?! That means Sonichu will get more attention! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
JonnyLaboryel

[..YouTube..] I thought he used to make women pregnant with it. But your theory has a lot more of sense...
roybmx2k8

[..YouTube..] like the batchelor pad ;)
elevatormuxik456

[..YouTube..] lol this reminds me of that episode of moral orel
wiccan123

[..YouTube..] rofl.. "I recycle my semen"... now.... that's just wrong XD This can't be real.. never ever XD
CosmicWulf

[..YouTube..] rethink your life and what you put on youtube...
KrazyHooker

[..YouTube..] Dude, you need to seek help... SEEK...HELP....
mzeliseee

[..YouTube..] you're sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
ashleymatto

[..YouTube..] fuking fat wierd shit! im gonna beat the fuk outta ur ass. brap! LOL . xD shit fuker!
ZatchPatch

[..YouTube..] what the fuck is wrong with this video. i cant believe i listened to this shit.
SylvesterFox

[..YouTube..] God hates masturbation, it's murder of sperm.'nuff said.
TheMightyPhoenix

[..YouTube..] This is scary, what the hell...
RosechusPickle

[..YouTube..] .... so u drank Cristal?
HARKENSCYLD

[..YouTube..] I would love to meet him in real life, just to get a chance to yell at him and rough him up in an attempt to try and scare him into crapping himself.
Ode1029

[..YouTube..] Woaaaah... what a freakin retard! LMAO its people like this guy our parents are trying to keep us away from. Wow... its sad to think there are more people like him... jeesh scares the shit outta me
savioroftehuniverse

[..YouTube..] keep on recycling that semen bro!you'll need it one day!keep on pimpin!
joesmomisdead

[..YouTube..] Enter the mind of a Serial Killer.
xxIreneCaffeine

[..YouTube..] Nevermind, found it. ;) Sorry about that.
xxIreneCaffeine

[..YouTube..] Are you serious? Can you provide any more information or tell me where I could find something? That's insane.
Biotoxsin

[..YouTube..] Dear god. Someone take this man to a mental institution! You do realize how the body works don't you? Please do the world a favor and never, ever have children. Even if it means never drinking you semen again. Fuck. No I want to vomit. You sick fuck. Gaaaaaaaah!
FPSDars

[..YouTube..] Congratulations Chrissy, you've made to radio. Some radio station was talking about this video here. Why did you even post this?
baker2795

[..YouTube..] do you mean child molester, haha
internetsftw

[..YouTube..] naughty nature
woodstock061

[..YouTube..] your a sick fuck. i have never seen anything more pathetic than you
DarkTerai

[..YouTube..] Ahem. Chris. Did you even do biology in school? Drinking your own fucking semen doesn't magically go back into your balls. Everyone fucking knows that. Your balls produce millions of sperm every day, you aren't losing any and there is no use for your sperm because you will never even use it. Just admit you like drinking your own cum you fucktard
feh2

[..YouTube..] And have better production value.
bigpimpdevon1

[..YouTube..] can you say SERIAL KILLER
DannyCust

[..YouTube..] Do you think Chris my have Klinefelter's syndrome? Like the fact that he has a very high voice, a very small penis, severly developed man breasts, excess weight and whatnot make me suspicious
temprise

[..YouTube..] I'm laughing vomit.
peterkinsley

[..YouTube..] so this is who has been beating me in COD4! it makes sence now...
tougedrift

[..YouTube..] wait wait i jsut checked the profile he is 27... oh dear god
barrobrian

[..YouTube..] @tougedrift..obviously young girls or little boys like them great christian brothers of industrial schools baaaaaahahahaha
tougedrift

[..YouTube..] also he must be a really cool guy, and gets all the girls...... look at his vast toy collection
tougedrift

[..YouTube..] baaahhahahahhahaoh dear god... are you for real?this is a classic he shud star in weezers prok and beans video
jorant

[..YouTube..] Someone tell me this is a joke. Either this is the funniest man alive, or the most pathetic.
strokedbyjesus

[..YouTube..] This KID IS AWESOME I HOPE HE GOES ON JIMMY KIMMEL!
MissStranded

[..YouTube..] Is he mentally ill?
Steinninn

[..YouTube..] just made the 15.000th rating
QsKLogic

[..YouTube..] you sick fuck
johncage1000

[..YouTube..] "An 'anomenous' individual"?I swear, this had better be a freaking joke.
helltrackrider

[..YouTube..] ...set as homepage.
FelzWelz

[..YouTube..] .............seriously? How did I miss this gem of a video before?I can't stop laughing.
sayanythingbrooke

[..YouTube..] Please run this by a doctor...
NoStrawDog

[..YouTube..] That's a redundant question sir.
CastlevaniaMoogle

[..YouTube..] It was a one-star I hope. :U
MrSirSigma

[..YouTube..] LOL I just made the 1,337th rating.
cccristol

[..YouTube..] why
TyphoonBling

[..YouTube..] ur so strangeee man
TyphoonBling

[..YouTube..] +10
thorspinky

[..YouTube..] WACK AH DO!
kerry5101971

[..YouTube..] o_O Dear Lard,would someone please explain to CWC that guzzling your own jizz (recycling ur semen) is not loss prevention of future babies,it's just plain gay (nothing to be ashamed of, heh, hmm,heh-uh, heh-heh)& 1000% DISGUSTING! This bumbling fool took the "Every Sperm Is Sacred" song from MP's "The Meaning of Life" a tad too seriously. Why don't his parents lace his food with salt peter to keep the wanking& cum gargling to a lesser frequency? Just thinking of his breath makes me sick!
cobra75410

[..YouTube..] Why the fuck would you even put this video online? Are you retarded?
Duke Skywalker

dude i so have to get you in a pron movie.
-Duke
8231549

[..YouTube..] Is this guy fucking retarded?
TheKuMuLuS

[..YouTube..] O_O
Ambelur

[..YouTube..] This guy is the biggest fucking loser that has ever lived. Not only that but he has to tell the whole world about how big of a fucking loser he is.Like how stupid can you be thinking if you drink your own cum its going to magically get back to your nut sack...
Wayne

OMG! Tell me this is a gag
Tunis11

[..YouTube..] CAUSE ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS!
LittleKurjboh

[..YouTube..] How in the holy mother of fuck did this video get almost 400k views?
Zujfsn

[..YouTube..] chris the sperm doesn't magically go back to your balls, it will die in your stomach
horngreen

[..YouTube..] By his logic of recycling his own semen wouldn't his ball sack be filled with cheetos and pepsi?
EyeoftheU

[..YouTube..] @schupoHe still lives with them, and frankly, they really don't give a shit about him anymore. As long as his welfare check comes on time they'll pretty much leave him to his own devices.
schupo

[..YouTube..] Seriously - what do your parents think about this?
skokage

[..YouTube..] what the shit?
mcduffchannel

[..YouTube..] bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
mcduffchannel

[..YouTube..] bwahahahahahahahahahah
aduecey

[..YouTube..] why don't you dig the sand out of your cooch little girl. it seems to have you in a sour mood.
slappywag88

[..YouTube..] Shenanigans!!!!!
WolfClanner

[..YouTube..] You're an idiot. There are years of material on him. Look it up.
Tutankhamun01

[..YouTube..] You gotta be kidding me.... HE RECYCLES HIS OWN SEMEN!!!! That is so wrong!!!!! What has the world come to!!!!!!
awesomeashleyxo

[..YouTube..] wow!!!
chonyinked

[..YouTube..] i think u were recycled
Gaiacarra

[..YouTube..] Woah, you're right, NO ONE is this weird, someone should tell the guys at the insane asylums, they're all being trolled.Odd people exist. The only difference is that now you've witnessed one for yourself.
edgar111209

[..YouTube..] Great fuckin idea....why didn't think of that myself...what a loser i am..lol
DerrvilleProductions

[..YouTube..] He is, hes the greatest troll of all time.
xBiteme

[..YouTube..] Do you honestly think drinking ur semen will go back into your balls? Srsly o.o You're killing your own "unborn children"
CMBrannstrom

[..YouTube..] It is delicious semen, you must drink it!
aduecey

[..YouTube..] This guy's a phoney. No way is this guy genuinely this wierd. I think he's having a laugh on all you folks that are freaking out about this vid.I call bs on the whole thing.
CommonAsGrass

[..YouTube..] This video really makes me want to vomit, for various reasons.
CommonAsGrass

[..YouTube..] I'm not going to lie, but I had a good lol at "piddle-fart." That perfectly describes what this... "man" does with his life.
amin021

[..YouTube..] recycle it? Do u mean you drink it? I hope u never have children dude, now im not a bad man or mean.. but this ist just tragic.. please seek help.. becuase u scare me.
OwenDWF

[..YouTube..] and not just that.
geometrics

[..YouTube..] fag
CMBrannstrom

[..YouTube..] Your room smell of rape. Large quantities of rape.
MoreAnonymous

[..YouTube..] wat
LordShadowgorath

[..YouTube..] O_o
Circafade777

[..YouTube..] wow. thats really all i have to say
peeshie12

[..YouTube..] 40 year old virgin?
RVXproductions

[..YouTube..] hey do you masturbate on runescape or something? Because you are so nerdy.
allenmcbee

[..YouTube..] LULZ FAIL

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